July 25, 2014
brianaistre:

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

Actual real life living breathing Disney character.

brianaistre:

mirahxox:

chocolateist:

yougurtandchocolate:

john-eggmcmuffin:

dancinghomestuckforever:

godtechturninheads:

i tried to take a picture damnit

annnnnd you are fucking adorable

AWE THAT WAS ONE OF THE CUTEST THINGS IVE EVER SEEN YOURE A BAB Y

It’s like a fawn getting disappointed then getting happy. TOO ADORABLE

Did Pixar make you? Oh my lord

is this tinkerbell?

Actual real life living breathing Disney character.

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July 25, 2014

bythedawn:

This episode was literally just BtVS making fun of itself, and it’s still my favourite episode to date.

(Source: madameatomicbomb, via galaxiasastronaut)

July 25, 2014

Before the serum, Steve had really bad hayfever. Now, though technically cured, he still has a tendency to sneeze a lot around certain things. Tony and Clint made a game of it, and pretty much everyone else has joined in: every time Steve sneezes, the first person to shout “GOD BLESS AMERICA!” gets a point. (Phil is currently in the lead.)

Before the serum, Steve had really bad hayfever. Now, though technically cured, he still has a tendency to sneeze a lot around certain things. Tony and Clint made a game of it, and pretty much everyone else has joined in: every time Steve sneezes, the first person to shout “GOD BLESS AMERICA!” gets a point. (Phil is currently in the lead.)

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons, via bilboings)

July 25, 2014

dashingthroughyourass:

hotwhiteguy:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car

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July 25, 2014

qwantzfeed:

"You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him.  Including revealing the hitherto-untold story of how he gained access to a time machine only to be stranded in the year 2969." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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July 25, 2014

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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July 25, 2014

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU

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July 25, 2014

we-terrorized-the-night:

tink-aka-disnerd:

chandeliho:

chandeliho:

abuubbles:

borospaladin:

tristebabe:

andrewquo:

WHY GIRLS LIKE JERKS

reblog and I’ll marry you

TYPICAL YOUTUBER WHITE BOYS SPEAKING THE ACTUAL TRUTH AND NOT BEING DICKS AND WOW WHAT IS THIS I HAD TO WATCH IT TWICE TO MAKE SURE I WASN’T IMAGINING THINGS WOW

Man, I was worried that they were going to take this in a bad direction, but their single biggest point was something that they kinda concluded towards the end of the video, like they didn’t plan on actually saying this one line: “Really nice guys don’t call themselves Nice Guys.” Wonderful. 

Guys who are claiming to be nice guys are usually looking for something in return so they’re not genuinely being nice.

THATS IT
I FOUND MY HUSBAND
THE SEARCH IS OVER HERE HE IS, WORLD

THE ANSWER IS NO UNLESS YOU ARE THIS MAN

No in all seriousness though, I’m so glad to hear men acknowledge this.

You aren’t single because you’re “too nice.” You’re single because you’re an entitled, passive-aggressive piece of shit who thinks that women owe you sex for treating them like people. You’re even more of a jerk than the guys you whine about, but too much of a delusional coward to own up to it.

You are not nice. You are a predator. There’s this thing called coercive rape, it’s when you use guilt or other non-physical means to corner somebody into sleeping with you. And guess what, you “nice guys” thrive off of that tactic.
But nah you held the door open for her so you totally earned the right to stick your dick in her. Such a gentleman oh yes.

Fuck you.
Except not, because you don’t deserve to ever get laid. Prick.

If any of you are not going to watch this because of what you think it will contain, I will assure you that this is the best and these guys get it.

"Fuck you, except not because you don’t ever deserve to get laid. Prick"

(via assvengerbootyshorts)

July 25, 2014
Call For Help

elocinmuse:

Allow me to start out by saying the influx of heartfelt messages and encouragement has been overwhelming. I can’t tell you how much it means to me. Thank you all so very, very much. I feel very undeserving, but so blessed.

After encouragement from friends, I am making a…

July 25, 2014

knightsgambit:

fyeahflutes:

swagarolli:

flutes players need to breathe

flute players need to breathe 

flute players need to breathe

fluTe PLAYeRS NEED TO BREAHTE

image

no

the soften part is where the flute players begin to die off one by one

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July 24, 2014

cinquespotted:

jingletribble:

jingletribble:

i’m bored while doing my latin homework i am this close to translating the opening monologue to star trek into classical latin someone stop me quick

caelum. finito terminalis. is cursus est de commissi navistella. sui legatio quintus-annus - munduses ignotus novus exploro. lux nova et cultus novus sequor. cedo audacius quatenus homonis aput iit.

I have a serious problem.

(Source: chharliedayarchive, via erisg223)

July 24, 2014

lovepadfoot:

agunfulloftigers:

lily evans going home after fifth year and the “mudblood” incident and chucking all her quills away, and showing back up at school in september with a load of pens - pens from the pot on her windowsill; pens she’d found lying around in the kitchen; pens she’d nicked from petunia - because something in her wanted to act as a constant reminder to snape that she was a mudblood. and in any case, she’d never quite managed to get used to quills.

#james being riduculously curious about these featherless quills           

i just needed these tags on my blog

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July 24, 2014
the first three words you see are what you want in life

bukakkemonogatari:

image

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July 24, 2014

angrynerdyblogger:

Imagine Muggleborns having patronuses that represent something from Muggle culture that they feel protected by. A shy Hufflepuff with a Pikachu patronus. A Slytherin who’s really nervous because of all the stuff in the past and they’re Muggleborn but they cast a patronus and it’s one of the Game of Thrones dragons. A Gryffindor being the talk of the common room because of their Jaeger patronus. A Ravenclaw with a comic obsession finding out their patronus is the Hulk.

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July 24, 2014

apinchofsanity:

Mormor

The only reason Sebastian is still alive is the cleverly timed pop culture references, and the great sex. 

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